Santa Banta MSG new

1.
"Santa :- aaj TV pe 30 feet ka Saap dikhange.
banta :- par me nahi dekh sakunga.
santa :- par kyo?.
banta :- mera TV to shirf 21 Inch ka hi :P"

2.
" SANTA-: Aaj maine machar ko confused kar diya.
BANTA-:wo kaise?..
SANTA-: Maine machardani bedroom main laga diya...
Aur main hall me so gaya, lolzzzzzz :P.... "

3.
" Banta:Chaku Kyo Ubaal Rahe Ho?.
Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye..
BANTA: Phir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat?...
SANTA: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye :P.... "


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Santa Banta SMS new

1.
" Wife: aap Bahut Mote Ho gaye ho.
santa: Tum b To kitni Moti Ho gai Ho..
wife: mai to maa Banne wali hu...
Santa: Mai b to Baap banne wala hu..... "
2.
" AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 50/Rs.
Santa- Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me..
AutoWala- Samaan Free Hai...
Santa- OK, Samaan Le Chal....
Mai Paidal Aata Hu..... "
3.
" Santa-agar tumhe 1lakh mile to kya kroge?.
Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur..
zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga.... :P :"

Santa Banta Msg

1.
" Santa_Bhai Aaj To Chaye Pine Ka Maja Aa Gaya.
Banta Ki Beti- UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI Ne..
Dudh Me Muh Na Mara Hota To AUr Bhi Maja Aata...;) "
2.
" Santa Public Toilet Gaya Aur 1 Ghante Baad Nikla.
Bahar Baitha Admi Bola-20 Rupees..
Santa-Saale Toilet Me Baitha Tha...
Cyber Cafe' Me Nahi... :D :) ;).... "
3.
" Santa-Meri GF Mere Dost K Sath Bhag Gayi Yaar.
Banta-Bahut Yaad Aati Hogi Na Uski..
Santa-Haa Yaar...
Bahut Acha Dost Tha Mera.... "

Funny hindi sms

1.
" Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon.
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon..
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na...
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon :P .... "
2.
"Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de.
hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de..
hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse...
ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse joor de :P .... "
3.
" Boy : Xcuse Me.
Girl: Jee Kahiye..
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se...
Apko Happy Mother’s DAy lolzzzzzzz, :P.... "

Funny sms free

1:
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye.
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye..
Taj na banaiye costly padega...
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

2:
Tere gum mein tadap ke mar jayenge.
Mar gaye toh tera naam le jayenge..
Rub ko rishwat deke tujhe bhi bulayenge...
Jab tum uper aaoge tohsaath beth ke SAMOSE khayenge.
3:
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas.
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
4:
Jinn: Hukam aaka?
Vic: Ghar se dunai tak road banani hai.
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye..
Vic: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do...
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule....
5:
Ek ladka ladki ek dusre ko bahut peyar karte the.
Lekin vo ek dusre ko keh nahi pate the..
Ladki ki CD SHOP thi Or ladka music nahi sunta tha ...
Par fir bhi vo ladki ko dekhne ke liye ek C.D roj kharidta....
Ek din vo ladka mar gaya, ladki ko bahut dukh hua.....
vo ladki us ladke ke garh uske room me gai......
vo sari C.Ds band seel padi thi. Ladki bahut roi.......
Why? guess all
Q ki vo her C.D. disc me; mein ek love lettar dalti thi........
6:
pyar to humne bhi kiya tha unse.
par kuch khas na ho saka..
2 taj mahal to hame bhi banwana tha unki yad me...
par hamara loan pass na ho saka....
7:
Vic:
Yaar 1 Ladki muje hans ke dekh rahi hai
Frnd:
Abe Dhyan se dekh,Hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai
8:
Baap:Nalayak, dekh mishra ki beti ko , uske result 95 %t aaye hai.
Beta:Aur kitna dekhun Papa?
Usey dekh-dekh kar hi toh main fail hua hoon......:D
9:
In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now Why R U Stil Sitting?
Vic:
Oye…Yaar.. I Am Waiting For Highlights!.......:D
10:
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain.
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain..
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen...
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain....
11:
EK LADKI ne aadhi raat ko,LADKEY ko sms kiya k
Ghar aajao ghar pe koi nahi hai,MAZA aayga,LARKA chala gaya
Waqai ghar pe koi nahi tha.
TALA LAGA THA.....:D
12:
Husband: Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?
Wife didnt answer.
..Husband again asks: No answer.
Then he asks again,
Wife: nahi kaha na,Plzz ab bhonkna band karo
13:
college me lecture chal raha tha...
1 ladka achanak uthkar class k bahar chala gaya...
lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya???
ladke ka dost: sir usko nind me chalne ki aadat hai...!!!..:P
14:
1Truck Dusre Truck Ko Rassi Bandhkr Le Ja Raha Tha.
Ye Dekh k Sardar ROAD PAR GIR GIR K Hasne Laga..
EK Rassi Le Jane K Lye Do Do Truck? :D......:p

Funny sms free

1.
" Hanji kuch doondh rahe ho ?
Kya chahiye..hmm shayad SMS na ..
Wo q chahiye...AAP bhejte ho kya ??
To yaha mere pas kya factory lagi hai... :P "
2.
" Jab se maine mobile me hanuman chalisa ka
Ringtone download karke lagaya hai.
Tabse aapke call aana band ho gaye hai..
Sach hi hai ki BHOOT PISACH NIKAT NAHI AAVE...
MAHAVIR JAB NAM SUNAVE....:D "
3.
" IN ENGLISH CLASS.
STUDENT - Me sleep with DAD last night.
MADAM - NO, It,s wrong.
IT,S CORRECT - I slept with DAD last night.
STUDENT - AAP mere SO jane ke bad AAYIN hongi...:) "