Santa Banta SMS new

1.
" Wife: aap Bahut Mote Ho gaye ho.
santa: Tum b To kitni Moti Ho gai Ho..
wife: mai to maa Banne wali hu...
Santa: Mai b to Baap banne wala hu..... "
2.
" AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 50/Rs.
Santa- Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me..
AutoWala- Samaan Free Hai...
Santa- OK, Samaan Le Chal....
Mai Paidal Aata Hu..... "
3.
" Santa-agar tumhe 1lakh mile to kya kroge?.
Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur..
zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga.... :P :"

Funny jokes free

1.
" Garmi bahut hai.
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Fresh FROOTY ka packet bhej raha hoon..
JUST FOR U......... KHALI HAI...
Phoonk mar kar PATAKA baja lena. :P, :D.... "
2.
" Wo bhi kya DIN hua karte the.
Jab log DIWANO ki tarah AAPKO KISS kiya karte the..
Par thi aapki us SAMAY kismat KHARAB ...
AAP us samay sirf EK sall ke hua karte the. :P .... "
3.
" Kisi ka hath thamkar chodna nahi.
Wada kisi se krkar todna nahi..
Koi agar TOD de tumhara DIL''''''...
TO usko bina 4 LAAT mare chodna nahi..:P :D.... "