Santa Banta MSG new

1.
"Santa :- aaj TV pe 30 feet ka Saap dikhange.
banta :- par me nahi dekh sakunga.
santa :- par kyo?.
banta :- mera TV to shirf 21 Inch ka hi :P"

2.
" SANTA-: Aaj maine machar ko confused kar diya.
BANTA-:wo kaise?..
SANTA-: Maine machardani bedroom main laga diya...
Aur main hall me so gaya, lolzzzzzz :P.... "

3.
" Banta:Chaku Kyo Ubaal Rahe Ho?.
Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye..
BANTA: Phir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat?...
SANTA: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye :P.... "


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Santa Banta SMS new

1.
" Wife: aap Bahut Mote Ho gaye ho.
santa: Tum b To kitni Moti Ho gai Ho..
wife: mai to maa Banne wali hu...
Santa: Mai b to Baap banne wala hu..... "
2.
" AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 50/Rs.
Santa- Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me..
AutoWala- Samaan Free Hai...
Santa- OK, Samaan Le Chal....
Mai Paidal Aata Hu..... "
3.
" Santa-agar tumhe 1lakh mile to kya kroge?.
Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur..
zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga.... :P :"

Santa Banta Msg

1.
" Santa_Bhai Aaj To Chaye Pine Ka Maja Aa Gaya.
Banta Ki Beti- UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI Ne..
Dudh Me Muh Na Mara Hota To AUr Bhi Maja Aata...;) "
2.
" Santa Public Toilet Gaya Aur 1 Ghante Baad Nikla.
Bahar Baitha Admi Bola-20 Rupees..
Santa-Saale Toilet Me Baitha Tha...
Cyber Cafe' Me Nahi... :D :) ;).... "
3.
" Santa-Meri GF Mere Dost K Sath Bhag Gayi Yaar.
Banta-Bahut Yaad Aati Hogi Na Uski..
Santa-Haa Yaar...
Bahut Acha Dost Tha Mera.... "