Summer SMS

1.Na Muskurane Ko G Chahta Hai.
Na KHANE Pine Sone Ko G Chahta Hai.
Ye Garmi Ab BARDAST Nai Hoti.
Bas Ab to AC LANE Ko G Chahta Hai

ENGLISH Friendship MSG

1.
" A line said by a frnd 2 his Frnd.
aftr both got busy in their livz..
and did nt contct each other...
Missd ur smile a lot....
bt,I missd my own smile more..... "

2.
" There Was A Time.
When V Used To Tell Friends..
Let us Meet and Plan Something...
Now V Say ....
Let us Plan and Meet Someday.....
Friends r Same Time Has Changed...... "

3.
" A Friend Is One Special Person.
Who Can Pull Out A Happy Tear..
From Your Eye Even If...
You Don t Have Tears To Cry.... "

4.
" If You Angry with your Loveable Friend.
Just Put aside you Egos..
Just Hug Each Other and Say...
I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With Me.... "

5.
" Gettng a frnd is like Sunrise it happns daily.
Gettng a true frnd is like rain it ocurs yearly..
But Gettng someone like u is like TSUNAMI...
such disasters R rare.... "

ENGLISH Friendship SMS

1.
" Being a friend is not just sharing a joke.
a conversation, a cup of coffee or..
a funny story. It means sharing an...
honest and true part of yourself.... "
2.
" Friendship is a silent gift of nature.
More old...more strong..
More deep...more clear...
More close...more warm....
Less words...more understanding..... "
3.
" Make a heart which never breaks.
make a smile which never hurts..
make a touch which never pains...
make a friendship which never ends.... "
4.
" Freindship happens inside the heart.
Slient.. Unwritten...Unnbreakable by distance..
Unchangeable by time...
Once a Friend, always a Freind.... "
5.
" A deep friend is like rainbow.
when the perfect amount of happiness..
and tears r mixed, the result is...
a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.... "

Santa Banta MSG new

1.
"Santa :- aaj TV pe 30 feet ka Saap dikhange.
banta :- par me nahi dekh sakunga.
santa :- par kyo?.
banta :- mera TV to shirf 21 Inch ka hi :P"

2.
" SANTA-: Aaj maine machar ko confused kar diya.
BANTA-:wo kaise?..
SANTA-: Maine machardani bedroom main laga diya...
Aur main hall me so gaya, lolzzzzzz :P.... "

3.
" Banta:Chaku Kyo Ubaal Rahe Ho?.
Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye..
BANTA: Phir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat?...
SANTA: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye :P.... "


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Santa Banta SMS new

1.
" Wife: aap Bahut Mote Ho gaye ho.
santa: Tum b To kitni Moti Ho gai Ho..
wife: mai to maa Banne wali hu...
Santa: Mai b to Baap banne wala hu..... "
2.
" AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 50/Rs.
Santa- Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me..
AutoWala- Samaan Free Hai...
Santa- OK, Samaan Le Chal....
Mai Paidal Aata Hu..... "
3.
" Santa-agar tumhe 1lakh mile to kya kroge?.
Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur..
zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga.... :P :"

Santa Banta Msg

1.
" Santa_Bhai Aaj To Chaye Pine Ka Maja Aa Gaya.
Banta Ki Beti- UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI Ne..
Dudh Me Muh Na Mara Hota To AUr Bhi Maja Aata...;) "
2.
" Santa Public Toilet Gaya Aur 1 Ghante Baad Nikla.
Bahar Baitha Admi Bola-20 Rupees..
Santa-Saale Toilet Me Baitha Tha...
Cyber Cafe' Me Nahi... :D :) ;).... "
3.
" Santa-Meri GF Mere Dost K Sath Bhag Gayi Yaar.
Banta-Bahut Yaad Aati Hogi Na Uski..
Santa-Haa Yaar...
Bahut Acha Dost Tha Mera.... "

Sorry Msg

1.
" nytime you are angry.
It breaks my heart..
But my heart never stops loving you...
Sorry that I have hurt you.... "
2.
" Dont You Hate It.
When They Do Something Hurtful..
And Then They Say Sorry...
And Expect....
Everything Will Be Ok..... "3
3.
" I forgave your broken promises.
I forgave you from the start..
But one thing I wont forgive...
Is your breaking of my heart..... "

Broken heart Sms

1.
" Dil Tod K Unko B Rahat Na Milegi.
Muz Jesi Kisi Or Me Chahat Na Milegi..
Brbad Hoke B Unka Bura Na Chaha...
Dil Chir K Dekhlo Kabi Nafrt Na Milegi.... "
2.
" Ladkiya Karti Meri Samaan Thi.
Sirf Ek Ladki Meri Jaan Thi..
Saccha Pyar Kiya Tha Us Se...
Uski Bewafai Shayad....
Meri Mohabbat Ka Inam Thi..... "
3.
" Jo Bhi Mila Ham Se Khafa Mila.
Dekho Dosti Ka Kya Sila Mila..
Umar Kat Rahi Hai Sirf Wafa Ki Talash Me...
Par Har Shaks MujhKo Bewafa Mila.... "

Broken heart Msg

1.
" Uski HATHELI Par Apna NAAM Dekh Kar.
Bahot KHUSH Huwa Usne Bad Me..
MASOOM LAFJO Me Kaha...
Tere HUM-NAAM Aur Bhi Hai.... "
2.
" Tune Muje Puri Tarha THUKRAYA Nhi Hai.
Tu Bhul Gayi Muje Buttttt..
Tere DILne Bhulaya Nhi Hai...
Jab Bhi G Chahe Chali Aana....
DIL me Abtak Kisi Or Ko Basaya Nhi Hai..... "
3.
" Unke Kehne par Duniya Chhod Aaye.
Sabhi Rishto Se Muh Mod Aaye..
Humse Na Mangna Hisab Bewfai Ka Kyu ki...
Unki Chahat Me Kitno K DIL tod Aaye.... "

Punjabi Msg

1.
" Rub di banayi duniya wich.
Har ik nu man chaha pyar nahi milda..
Rull jande ne log mandira wich mathha Tekde...
Par har ik nu rub warga yaar nahi milda..... "
2.
" Jakham teri berukhi de yaad rehen ge.
Mit v gaye tan sine vich daag rehange..
Najuk dila nu tod ke khushiya manaunia...
Kina k chir sohniyo tuhade riwaj rehange.... "
3.
" Jad v tera didar hovega.
Akhiyan vich pyar bashumar hovega..
kise v jamane ch aa ke vekh lavi yaara...
Sanu tera hi intejar hovega.... "

Punjabi Sms

1.
" Indgi ch jitan da shonk c rakhde.
Par tere ton haaran piche v koi majboori c..
Sharat hundi tan sab kuj vaar k v jit lende...
Par tere jitan layi meri haar jrruri c.... "
2.
" Meri kabar te hun oh ron aayi ea.
Mere naal pyar bahut hai eh jataun aayi ea..
Jadon main jeonda si tan tadfaayea bahut...
Hun chain nal sutta han tan jagaaun aayi ea.... "
3.
" Dubbi sadi kishti tn kinaara kiven labhde.
Tutt chuke dil layi sahara kiven labhde..
Pyar asi kita tahi mili ea sazza...
Nai tan ohde hatton maran da nazar kiven labhde.... "

Sad Msg

1.
" Ahesan DOSTO ka GAWARA Nahi Kiya.
Dobe Magar Kisi Ko ISHARA Nahi Kiya..
Tumne B INTEZAR Ki Ghadiya GUZAR Di...
HM Ne Bhi INTEZAR Tumhara Nahi Kiya.... "
2.
" Jate jate wo aisi nishani de gaye.
Sari umar yaad karne ko ek kahani de gaye..
Ab saari zindgi pyass hi na lagegi...
kyoki wo AANKHO me itna paani de gaye....:'( "
3.
" Meri Or Uski Itni C Kahani Hai.
Tuti Hui Kashti Ruka Hua Pani Hai..
1 Gulab Jo Uski Kitab Me Dum Tod Chuka Hai...
Aur Usko Yad Nhi Ye Kiski Nishani Hai.... :( "
4.
" Kitna Adhura Lagta hai Tab.
Jab Badal ho Aur Barish na ho..
Jab Zindagi ho aur Pyar na ho...
Jab Ankhe ho aur Khwab na ho....
Aur
Jab koi Apna ho aur Apne Sath na ho.....:( "
5.
" Kitna bebas hai insaan kismat k aage.
Kitne door hai sapne haqiqat k aage..
Koi ruki hui Dhadkan se pooche...
Kitna tadapta hai Dil Mohabbat k aage.... "

Best of luck Msg

1.
" Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN..
Friends as solid as diamonds and...
success as bright as gold....
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday..... "
2.
" River has many turns.
enjoy each turn cause each turn..
will not return...
Wish you good luck.... "
3.
" Look backward with satisfaction.
Nd look forward with confidence..
U ll succeed in ur life...
Be bold when u lose....
Be calm when u win...... "

Break up Msg

1.
" Ai saqi tu jo ruswai ka dard mahsoos.
kar k aaj marna chahta hai..
Aise kayi dard hain jo hum...
mahsoos kar k jeete hain.... "
2.
" Agar Mujhse Muhabbat Nahi To Rote Q Ho.
Tanhai Me Mere Bare Me Sochte Q Ho..
Agar Manzil Judai Hai To Jane Do Mujhe...
Laut K Kab Aoge Puchte Q Ho.... "
3.
" Wo Kisi ki Dil Lagi ko Saza Samjne Laga.
Do pal Rooth k Guzare to Jafa Samjne Laga..
Wo kya jane k hum kitna roye unke Bagair...
Wo Bagair soche samjhe mujhe bewafa Samjhne Laga..... "

Angry Msg

1.
" Anger is the only evil.
which makes love invisible for a minute..
And love is the only suspicious thing...
which is visible even after anger.... "
2.
" ANGER Comes Alone.
Bt TAKES AWAY all the GOOD..
Qualities FROM Us...
PATIENCE Too Comes Alone, But....
BRINGS All the GOOD Qualities To Us.....
So Be with It...... "
3.
" Angry is like cancer.
which eats up the completely..
from innerside and known...
when condition is severe.... "

Good morning MSG

1.
" Taji hawa me phulon ki mehak ho.
Pehli kiran me chidiyon ki ghehak ho..
Jab bhi kholo tum apni palkein...
Un palkon me bas khushiyon ki jhalak ho....
Good Morning! Have a Nice Day :-)..... "
2.
" Phulon ki wadiyon me ho basera aapka.
Sitaron k aangan me ho savera aapka..
Dua hai ek dost ki dost k liye...
Humse bhi khoobsurat ho ye DIN aapka.... "
3.
" Kabhi subah suhani hogi.
jab raat aap ki diwani hogi..
khub milenge duniya ki raho mein...
jo humse aap ki kahani hogI....
Gud Morning ! have a beutifully day ..... "

Diwali msg

1.
" Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit.
Ye Deepawali aapke ghar aangan mein..
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor...
Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye....
{{{Happy Deepawali}}} :D :)..... "
2.
" Deepak ka prakash har pal.
aapke jivan me ek nayi roshni de..
Bas yehi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye...
Deepawali ke is paawan avsar par....
!! Happy Deepawali !! ..... "
3.
" Deep jalte jagmagate rahe.
Hum aapko aap hame yaad aate rahe..
Jab tak zindagi hai,Dua hai hamari...
Aap chand ki tarah zagmagate rahe.....
“Happy Deepawali”

Funny hindi sms

1.
" Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon.
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon..
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na...
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon :P .... "
2.
"Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de.
hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de..
hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse...
ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse joor de :P .... "
3.
" Boy : Xcuse Me.
Girl: Jee Kahiye..
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se...
Apko Happy Mother’s DAy lolzzzzzzz, :P.... "

Santa Banta msg

1.
" Santa-Mohabbat ho Jati he Ya karni Padti he.
Banta-Ladki Sundar ho or Honda Activa Pe ho to ho jati he.
Baddsurat ho or Honda City Pe ho to karni padti hai :P... "
2.
" Banta-Aisa janvar ka naam batao.
jo bilkul kutte jaisa dikhata hai..
lekin sirf 3 pero parchalta hai?socho...
Santa- simple langada kutta :P ;).... "
3.
"Banta: When I get mad at u.
u never fight back..
How do u control ur anger?...
Santa: I clean the toilet....
Banta: How does that help?.....
Santa: I use ur toothbrush...... "

Funny msg

1.
Teacher:What is difference.
between Orange and Apple..
Crack:The color of Orange is Orange...
and the Color of Apple is not apple....

Quotes sms

1.
Never let someone who is NO.
longer in your mind.
continue to RUN your life..
because now you are in full...
control of your life....

Inspirational msg

"The tree does not withdraw.
it's shade from the woodcutter..
So, forgive those who hurt you...
They will realize your worth one day...."

Friendship msg

" Lips do not join when we say LOVE.
that is "Sign of distance"..
But lips join together when we say FRIENDSHIP...
That is Sign of togetherness.... "

Miss You msg

1.
" Every time I say 'how are you ?.
my heart says 'I care for you..
Everytime I ask 'how have you been?...
my heart whispers 'I miss you'.... "

Good night msg

1.
" Touch ur heart Close ur eyes.
Make a wish Sky so wide..
Stars so bright,Turn off the lights...
and Say Goodnight.... "

only for u

1.
" Rab ne milaya tumhein.
Honthon pe sajaya tumhein..
Nagmein sa gaya tumhein...
Paaya maine paaya tumhein....
Sab se chupaya tumhe.....
Sapna banaya tumhein......
Neendon mein bulaya tumhein.......
sab kuch bhulakar apna banay tumhe :P ........ "

Funny sms free

1:
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye.
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye..
Taj na banaiye costly padega...
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

2:
Tere gum mein tadap ke mar jayenge.
Mar gaye toh tera naam le jayenge..
Rub ko rishwat deke tujhe bhi bulayenge...
Jab tum uper aaoge tohsaath beth ke SAMOSE khayenge.
3:
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas.
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
4:
Jinn: Hukam aaka?
Vic: Ghar se dunai tak road banani hai.
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye..
Vic: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do...
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule....
5:
Ek ladka ladki ek dusre ko bahut peyar karte the.
Lekin vo ek dusre ko keh nahi pate the..
Ladki ki CD SHOP thi Or ladka music nahi sunta tha ...
Par fir bhi vo ladki ko dekhne ke liye ek C.D roj kharidta....
Ek din vo ladka mar gaya, ladki ko bahut dukh hua.....
vo ladki us ladke ke garh uske room me gai......
vo sari C.Ds band seel padi thi. Ladki bahut roi.......
Why? guess all
Q ki vo her C.D. disc me; mein ek love lettar dalti thi........
6:
pyar to humne bhi kiya tha unse.
par kuch khas na ho saka..
2 taj mahal to hame bhi banwana tha unki yad me...
par hamara loan pass na ho saka....
7:
Vic:
Yaar 1 Ladki muje hans ke dekh rahi hai
Frnd:
Abe Dhyan se dekh,Hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai
8:
Baap:Nalayak, dekh mishra ki beti ko , uske result 95 %t aaye hai.
Beta:Aur kitna dekhun Papa?
Usey dekh-dekh kar hi toh main fail hua hoon......:D
9:
In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now Why R U Stil Sitting?
Vic:
Oye…Yaar.. I Am Waiting For Highlights!.......:D
10:
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain.
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain..
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen...
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain....
11:
EK LADKI ne aadhi raat ko,LADKEY ko sms kiya k
Ghar aajao ghar pe koi nahi hai,MAZA aayga,LARKA chala gaya
Waqai ghar pe koi nahi tha.
TALA LAGA THA.....:D
12:
Husband: Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?
Wife didnt answer.
..Husband again asks: No answer.
Then he asks again,
Wife: nahi kaha na,Plzz ab bhonkna band karo
13:
college me lecture chal raha tha...
1 ladka achanak uthkar class k bahar chala gaya...
lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya???
ladke ka dost: sir usko nind me chalne ki aadat hai...!!!..:P
14:
1Truck Dusre Truck Ko Rassi Bandhkr Le Ja Raha Tha.
Ye Dekh k Sardar ROAD PAR GIR GIR K Hasne Laga..
EK Rassi Le Jane K Lye Do Do Truck? :D......:p

Friendship Sms free

1:
Har koi pyar k liye tadapta hai….
Har koi pyar k liye rota hai….
Ae dost ye DOSTI sada kayam rakhna…
Kyunki sabse jyada pyar iss DOSTI mei he hota hai…
2.
Dosti kanch ki tarah hote hai .
Toot jaye to chubhti hai...
Inhe sambhalkar hateli pr sajana...
Kyunki inhe tootne me ek pal....
aur banane me barso lag jate hain.....
3.
khuda ne mujse kaha ki tu dosti mat kar.
dosti mein tu diwana ho jayega..
maine khuda se kaha ke tu dharti pe aa ke...
mere doston se mil tu wapis jana bhool jayega....
4.
Fasle hote nahi ban jate hai.
Milo dur rehkr riste nibhaye jate hai..
Dikhawe se zindgi nai chalti Kyun ki...
kuch rishte bharose se nibhaye jate hai jaise ki dosti....
5.
Dosti yakin pe tiki hoti haiye deewar
badi mushkil se khadi hoti haikabhi
padhna kitab rishton ki,Dosti khoon
ke rishte se badi hoti hai...
6.
Dhup tez hai pass saya b nhi dard
aisa hi ki rona aaya b nhi tere siwa
kisi ko maine apna mana hi nhi kyuki kisi
ko aap jaisa rab ne dost banay hi nahi
7.
Shukhe patte se pyar kr lenge hm
tum pr aitbar kr lenge tum ek bar
kah do hme tumhari dosti gawara nhi
hm agle janam tk intzar kr lenge
8.
Dost ki yad har waqt satayegi
dukh ke waqt dosti hi yad ayegi
us din janoge is dost ki kadar jis
din dost se ye zindagi ruth jayegi.
9:
Ek dost ek dost ke liye hota hai,
Shayad pyar se bhi badhkar hota hai,
Tabhi to Radha roti hai Krishna ke liye
lekin Krishna rota hai Sudama ke liye ..
10:
Rishte na jane kaha bante hai,
hum to sirf nibhana jante hai,
Pata nahi dusre janam ke bare me,
Par DOSTI aapki har janam me chahte hai.
11:
Aaj kuch Beete huye lamho Se MULAQAT hui,
Kuch Bhule Huye SAPNO Se Baat hui,
MISS YOU" Bolna chaha sbhi Doston Se,
To aap ki hi YAADO Se Shurvaat hui.
12.
" Ek hansi jo hasa de....ek ansoo jo rula de.
Ek arzoo jo jaga de.....ek chahat jo samaj le..
Har ahat jo jaan le....usi rishhte ka naam hai dosti... "

Romantic Sms free

1.
" Vishwas banke log zindgi me aate hai.
Khwab banke ankho me sama jate hai..
Pehle yakin dilate hai ki wo hamare hai...
Fir jane kyu tanha chhod ke chale jate hai...."
2.
" Unki ek nazar ko taraste rahenge.
Ye aansu har pal baraste rahenge..
Kabi bite the kuch pal unke sath...
Bas yahi soch kar hum haste rahenge "
3.
" Apke khubsurat dil me hamari yaad rahe.
Ye chahne walo ki duniya yun hi aabad rahe..
Kasam khuda ki or kuch nahi chahiye hame...
Yun hi bas milta aapka pyar rahe "
4.
" Chhoti chhoti baaton pe takraar na kiya karo.
Hamare har mazak ko dil pe na liya karo"..
Kya pata saath hai aur kitne din ka...
In palo ko to pyar se jiya karo "
5.
"Ahsas agar ho to mohabbat karo mahsus.
Har bat ka izhar zarori nhi labo se"..
6.
"Kambakht in nigaho ka kya kasoor jo rehti hain teri raahon me.
Tumhe haqiqat me na paya per paya hai apni panaho me..
Dil-o-jaan se chaha hai tujhe ai zalim...
Zara ek nazar dekh to le wo pyar meri ankho me"....
7.
"Ruthna mat manana nahi aata.
Jana mat vida karna nahi aata..
Rona mat hasana nahi aata butttttttttt...
PYAR karna qki hame bhi PYAR karna aat hai"....
8.
waqt fisalta hai ret ki tarah hum bas
use samhalna bhul jaate hai
kuch log bahut khas hote hai zindagi mein
hum bas unhe batana bhul jaate hain.
9.
waqt badalta hai zindagi ke saath
zindagi badalti hai mohabath ke saath
mohabath nahi badalti apno ke saath
bas apne badal jate hai waqt ke saat .
10.
" Sham ki shama me ek tasvir nazar ati hai.
Tab in hothon se ek baat nikal ati hai..
Kab hogi unse ji bhar k baaten...
Bas yahi soch k har sham guzar jati hai "
11.
" Kash main chand tu sitara hota.
Falak pey ek ashiyana hamara hota..
Sab tujhe door bohat door se dakhtey...
Per tujhe chooney ka haq sirf hamara hota "
12.
" Dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti.
ki rooh ke ye zakhm bhar gaye hote..
yeh zindagi to aap ki amaanat thi warna...
hum to kab ke mar gaye hote "
13.
" Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi.
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi..
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli...
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi "
14.
" Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai,
Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hi ja mili,
Jinhe nazar Zhuka ke Sharmane ki Aadat hai "
15.
" Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain,
meri har aah har dard samajhti hain.
Pata hai majbuur hai tu bhi aur main bhi,
phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain "

Break up Sms free

1:
Tumse door jane ka irada na tha
Kabhi ruth jane ka b wada na tha.
1 din tum yad nahi karogey ye jante the
Lekin itni jaldi bhula dogey ye andaza na tha..
2:
Aisi bewafaai ki ussne ,
Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi
Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi
3:
Beqadar Hogaye Hain Kuch JANAM Hamare,
Jo Hamari Zarurat Tak Mehsoos Nahi Karte,
Kabhi Bohat Batien Kiya Karte The Hum se,
Ab to yaad Tak Nahi Karte
4:
Dilo Ki Rah Me Aise Mod Ate Hai
Ki Jaan Dene Wale bhi Sath chod Jate Hai
Dil Pe chot Lagti Hai Yakin TutTa Hai
but Sath Dene Wale Dil Tod Jate Hai..
5:
Bebasi, dukh de gayi
naye tajurbe wo ajnabi de gayi
deedar bhi na hone diya apne chehre ka,
aur tadapta dekhne ko sari zindagi de gayi.
6.
" Badi kosis ke bad unko bhula diya.
unki yad ko dil se mita diya..
1 din phir pegam aaya likha tha mujhe bhul jao...
or mujhe bhula hua har lamha yad dila diya "....
7.
Dil ko aadat hai zakhm khane ki.
Aakhon ko aadat hai gum chupane ki..
Par ye bhi sach hai ki...
Hum ji sakte hai aapke bagair bhi...
Hume jarurat nahi kisi bahane ki "

Love Sms free

1:
Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain.
Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain..
Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye...
Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain....
2:
EK sacha DIL sabke paas hota hai,
Phir kyun nhin sab pe vishwash hota hai,
Insaan chahe kitnabhi aam ho,
3:
Pyar sabhi ko jeena sikha deta hai,
wafa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai,
pyaar nahin kiya toh karke dekho,
yeh har dard sehna sikha deta hai...
Magar woh kisi na kisi ke liye zaroor hi KHAAS hota hai
4:
Kisise sirf itna hi dur hona ki.
use apki ahmiyat ka ehsas ho jaye..
Lekin kbhi itna b dur mat hona ki...
wo apke bina jina sikh jaye.. it,s a 100 % true....
5:
Tujhe Yaad Karte Hain Har Sans K Bad.
Kabhi Subh Se Pehle Kabi Sham K Bad..
Kabhi Milo To Kuch Karen Batein...
Ek Jam Se Pehle Ek Jam Ke Bad....
Dil Ki Dewaron Pe Tera Nam Likte Hain.....
Kabhi Fursat Mein Kabhi Kaam Ke Bad......
Mere Marne K Bad B Log Tujhe Pukarenge.......
Kabhi Mere NAAM Se Pehle Kabhi Mere NAAM K Bad….....
6:
" Gam kuch is tarah se humpe meherbaan ho gaya.
jo karega katal wohi mera mehmaan ho gaya..
marne ke baad aapka deedaar ho shayad...
bas isiliye marne ka armaan ho gaya "
7:
" Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to hain ye kya kam hai "
8:
" Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta,
aankho ki har ashuon ko sukun nahi milta,
yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,
kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta "
9 :
" har subah ek dhun gungunati he,,,
har phool se mahak jarur aati he,,,,
aapke dil me beshak khayal tak na ho,,,,
par..................................................................
hame to har pal aapki yaad aati he

Day Comments Sms free

1:
Hello friend,s GUD MORNING
Have a nice day....
2:
Hello friend,s GUD AFTERNOON
Have a sweety day....
3:
Hello friend,s GUD NIGHT
Have a sweet dreams.....

Birthday Sms free

1.
Aapke Janmdin par ham kamana ye karte hai ki.
aap rahe sadaa-Doston ki mehfil me, apno ke dil me..
mata-pita ki duaonme aur iswar ki chhaya me...
" happy birthday to u "

2.
" Many many happy returns of the day.
and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil "

Anniversary Sms free

1.
Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute
"Happy Anniversary"

One Liner Sms free

1:
Na jane is haseen duniya mein
Kaun kiska hota hai.
Dhoka wahi deta hai Jis pe
sabse jyada bharosa hota hai ..
2:
"Life is a small gap between BIRTH & DEATH",
So in this gap Be Happy.
and try to make others Happy...!
Enjoy every moment of life.. with lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
3:
Jinhein bhulaney mein yaro, bade zamaney lage.
Jub dil dukha tou wohi log yaad aney lage..
4:
" Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gham nahi,
par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi "

Good morning sms free

1.
" Every Day May Not Be Good.
But..
There's Something...
G o o d In Everyday....
G o o d M o R n I n G.....
Have A great day...... "
2.
" Fresh flower waiting to disturb U
Hot coffee waiting to test U..
Sun, Birds, Cool air...
All r looking for U to open ur eyes 2....
wish U Gud Morning.Have a nice day...... "
3.
" Namaskar! Ye hamari "SURYODAY" SMS sewa hai.
Isme hum soye huye "aalsi logon" ko jagaty hain..
aur baad me Gud Morning keh k khud so jate hain...
Gud Morning. Have i nice & sweetu day.... "

Eid sms free

1.
" Baharon ka salam mubarak ho aap ko.
Sitaron bhari shaam mubarak ho aap ko..
Allah khush rakhe har mod pe aap ko...
Hamari taraf se "EID MUBARAK" ho apko.... "
2.
" Tumhari Jaan meri jaan tum Hi ho.
Log dekhAin E!D ka chand..
Mera chand tumhe ho... "
3.
" EID MUBARAK ho Aapko.
Dhair sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko..
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Plz...
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko.... "

Sad sms free

1.
" Muhabbat muqadar hai ek khwab nahi.
yeh wo rishta hai jis me sab kamyab nahi..
jinhy saath mila unhy unglion pr gin lo...
jinhy milli judai unka koi hisab nahi "
2.
" Dua hoon- Dard hoon- Saaz hoon.
Aawaz hoon- Main jo kuch hoon..
Jo koi bhi hoon- Jahan kahin bhi hoon...
Bin AAP k "udaas" hoon "
3.
" Teri yad bhi ek beeta hua kal hai.
Jise bhula na paun aisa wo pal hai..
Kabi mere dil ki gehraiyo se guzar kr to dekho...
Mere wajood se juda tera har pal hai "

Diwali SMS Free

1.
Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali
2.
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali
3.
l'l________
--/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
4.
Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat kare
Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki jindagi me khusiya layen.
Happy deepawali
5.
With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Sorry sms free

1.
" Begano se dosti ki gunjaies nahi hoti,
Mout ke bad koi khavaish nahi hoti.
Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga,
Warna in aanshuo ki barish nahi hoti.
I am sorry!!! "
2.
" Sorry abbreviates
S->Sum,
O->1 Iz,
R->Really,
R->Remembring
Y->Yu..
Have a gr8 day "
3.
" SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY.
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba..
SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really...
R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A sweetu day.... "

Good night sms free

1.
" Soti hui ankho ko salam hamara.
meethe sunhare sapno ko adab hamara..
dil me rahe pyar ka ehsas sada jinda...
aaj ki raat ka yahi paigam hamara....
Good night have a sweet dreams "
2.
" Shut Down Your Eyes, Log On Some Memories,
Download Some Dreams, Save Some Joys,
Delete All Your Sorrows.. Have A Nice Sleep... "
3.
" Close ur eyes & imagine:
Chand k bed, Taron ki razai
aur phoolon ka takya!!! Nice na??
Now come back 2 earth & sleep on ur KHATIA.... "

Independence Day sms free

1.
Lahoo main doob rahi hai
Fiza-e-Arz-e-Watan
Main kis zuan se kahon
“JASHAN-E-AZADI MUBARAK”…..!
2.
Halki si dhop barsaat k bad,
thori si khushi her bat k bad,
Ishi tarhan mubarak ho apko,
Jashan-e-azaadi 1 din k bad….
Wish u a very happy independence day
3.
HAR INDIAN KO APNI JAAN KI KASAM
INDIA KI HIFAZAT KARE APNE MAA KI TARAH
HAPPY INDEPENCE DAY TO ALL INDIAN PEOPLE.

Friendship sms free

1.
" Sabne Kaha Dosti ke dard hai.
Humne kaha dard kabul hai..
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge...
Humne kaha teri DOSTI ke sath marna kabul hai.... "
2.
" Koi ittna chahe to batana.
Koi itne naaz tumhare uthaye to batana..
Dosti to har koi kar lega tum se...
Koi hamari tarah DOSTI nibhaye to batana.... "
3.
" Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko majbur kare.
Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majbur kare..
Mahek kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki...
DOSTI aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare.... "

Insult sms free

1.
" Achha Ek Bat Batao.GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta hai.
Koi Jaldi nahi Hai, Mehsus karke Bata Dena. lolzzzz.. "
2.
" Yar kaha ho ? Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar Raha Hoon.
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Taiyar Ho Kar Aana..
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein hi Milna Chahiye...
Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show me FIRST aayega :D..... "
3.
" Tumhara Blood Group Kya hai?.
Urgently call karke bata..
Mere Dost ke Kutte ka accident ho gaya hai...
Doctor ne kaha kisi aawara kuttee ka hi khon chaiye.... :D "

Husband Wife funny sms free

1.
" Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die..
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi....
Bardasht nahin ker sakta..... "
2.
" Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai..
police station me complain dijiyee....
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare....
kuch samajh nahin aa raha.....
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... "
3.
" Biwi(Ghusse Main): - Tumhare Dimagh Main
To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se): - To Phr Itni Der Se Kha Q Rahi Ho :p…. "

Missing you sms free

1.
" Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi.
Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi..
Bus yehi gila hai tumse JANAM...
Tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi.... "
2.
" Woh ZINDAGI hi kya jisme PYAR nahi.
Woh PYAR hi kya jisme YAADEIN nahi..
Woh YAADEIN hi kya jisme TUM nahi...
Woh TUM hi kya jiske saath HUM nahin....
I am really miss you. UUUUMMMAAAHHH..... "
3.
" PYAR hota ha dil-e-raz batana ka liye.
Ham apni hasti mitade aap ko aapko ka liye..
Milna ki to fursat nahi AAPKO...
Sms karte hai apni yad dilana ke liye.... "

Marriage sms Funny free

1.
Kya Apko Pata He,
Swatantrata Divas Kab Aata He?
Jab Gharwali Maayke gayi hoti hai.
2.
Advocate: Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge,
Husband: Pagal Ho Kya?
Pandit Ne Rs 1001 Me Shadi Karvai Thi,
Advocat: Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija.
3.
Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya,
To Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge?
Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega,
Warna Padosi Ka Kahenge?

Meaning of Marriage sms free

1.
Full form of SHADI
S-Shanti Bhang.
H-Himmat Khatam
A-Azadi Samapt
D-Dimag Kharab
I-Imtihan Chalu.
2.
what is marriage?
2 dilon ka bandhan
2 tmaon ka milan
2 bhabnaon ka sammilan
2 insan ki dhadkan.
3.
Meaning of Marriage for a woman
Sacrificing admiration of
many men for the criticism of one man.

Marriage sms free

1.
Man before Marriage is like Airtel,
Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan,
After Marriage He's Like Hutch,
Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.
2.
Love aur arrange marrige me kya farq hai?
Simple Love marrige me -
Aap apni girl friend se shadi karte hain
Aur Arange marrige me ksi aur ki girlfriend se.
3.
Unki aankhon mein dobne ko dil chahta hai,
Unki zulfon se khelne ke liye dil machalta hai,
Pyar ke 2 meethe bol bolne ko ye dil karta hai,
Ab to shadi karne ko dil karta hai.

Miss u sms free

1.
" Log kahte hai agar ache logo ko yaad kiya jayen to.
Waqt bhi achcha gujarata hai..
So u can MISS me anytime.
mujhe koi AITRAJ nahi, :P... "
2.
" Dil me yadoon ke mele hai.
Tum bin janu ham kitne akele hai..
Sab kuch chodkar tumhe SMS karte hai...
Dekho tumhe kitna MISS karte hai.... "
3.
Kat jaye ye raat kuch is tarah ki.
Tanhai ka mahaul bhi mujhe tanha na kar paye..
Aaj thi himmat to jee liye tanhai me...
Jarori nahi ki har roj sanse bhi sath de paye tanhai me....
I MISS U ...............:( "

Funny jokes free

1.
" Garmi bahut hai.
//
|''''''''''|
|.....|
Fresh FROOTY ka packet bhej raha hoon..
JUST FOR U......... KHALI HAI...
Phoonk mar kar PATAKA baja lena. :P, :D.... "
2.
" Wo bhi kya DIN hua karte the.
Jab log DIWANO ki tarah AAPKO KISS kiya karte the..
Par thi aapki us SAMAY kismat KHARAB ...
AAP us samay sirf EK sall ke hua karte the. :P .... "
3.
" Kisi ka hath thamkar chodna nahi.
Wada kisi se krkar todna nahi..
Koi agar TOD de tumhara DIL''''''...
TO usko bina 4 LAAT mare chodna nahi..:P :D.... "

Friendship sms free

1.
" DOSTI cheej nahi jatane ki.
Hame aadat nahi DOSTO ko rulane ki.
Ham isliye KAM bat karte hai AAPSE...
Qki kuch rishto ko NAZAR lag jati hai JAMANE ki.... "
2.
" School ki life - 12TH tak.
College ki life - FINAL tak..
Love ki life - SHADI tak...
AUR HAMARI DOSTI KI LIFE - 30 FEBRUARY TAK.....
Jab aayegi tab TOD denge okz. :P..... "

Funny sms free

1.
" Hanji kuch doondh rahe ho ?
Kya chahiye..hmm shayad SMS na ..
Wo q chahiye...AAP bhejte ho kya ??
To yaha mere pas kya factory lagi hai... :P "
2.
" Jab se maine mobile me hanuman chalisa ka
Ringtone download karke lagaya hai.
Tabse aapke call aana band ho gaye hai..
Sach hi hai ki BHOOT PISACH NIKAT NAHI AAVE...
MAHAVIR JAB NAM SUNAVE....:D "
3.
" IN ENGLISH CLASS.
STUDENT - Me sleep with DAD last night.
MADAM - NO, It,s wrong.
IT,S CORRECT - I slept with DAD last night.
STUDENT - AAP mere SO jane ke bad AAYIN hongi...:) "

Flirt sms free

1.
" Khuda salmat rakhe unko.
Jo humse nafrat karte hai..
Pyar na sahi, nafrat hi sahi...
Kuch toh hai joh sirf humse karte hain.... "
2.
" Mein tamam koshisho ke bawjood haar gayi.
Woh use mil gaya jisne use maanga hi naahin..
Har ek se poocha tera na milne ka sabub...
Har ek ne kaha woh tere liye bana hi nahi.... "
3.
" What is the height of Flirting?.
When your love letter starts with...
TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN... ”

Cool sms free

1.
" Usko Chaha To Mohabbat Ki Samajh Aayi.
Warna Is Lafz Ki Sirf Tareef Sunaa Karte The.. "
2.
" Likhna To Tha Kya Khush Hoon Tere Baghair Bhi.
Aansu Magar Kalam Se Pahle Hi Gir Gaye.. "
3.
" Aaj Bhi Din Yunhi Teri Yaadon Main Guzar Gaya.
Ajj Bhi Tu Nahi Mila Aur Hasratiaen Dil Main Hi Reh Gaye. "

Heart sms free

1.
" Kitne chehre hain is duniya me.
Magar humko ek chehra hi nazar aata ha..
Duniya ko hum kya dekhe...
Uski yadon me saara waqt guazar jaata hai.... "
2.
" Hum Mout Ko B Jina Sikha Denge.
Bujhi Jo Sama Use Bhi Jla Denge..
Kasam se Jis Din Hum Jyenge Duniya Se...
Ek Bar To Tujhe B RULA Denge.... "
3.
" Mery Dil Ki Umeedön Ka Hausla To Dekho.
..................?????????????????........................
Intazar Uska Hai Jisko Mera Ehsas Tak Nahi.. "

April fools sms free

1.
" Gulab Ka FOOL bago me khil raha hai.
Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai..
Kamal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai...
Aur 1'st APRIL ka FOOL mera sms padh raha hai.... "
2.
" FOOLse FOOLne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me.
FOOL ke sath wish kiya- O FOOL..
your are the most beautiFOOL...
wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS....
Happy April FOOLS day - 2012..... "
3.
" Koi aapse baat kare, Aapki tarif kare.
Aapko smart kahe to, Use zor se ek THAPPAD marna..
Uski himmat kaise huyi aapko...
March me APRIL FOOL bnane ki :D.... "

Exam sms free

1.
" Samundar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai.
Nadi Bhar Pad Pate Hein..
Balti Bhar Yad Rehta Hai...
Chullo Bhar Number Aate Hein....
Jis Mein Hum Doob doob kar mar jate hain..... "
2.
" Exams ka saya hai.
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai..
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao...
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.... "
3.
" Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya.
Kuch To Hua Tha, Kuch Ho Gaya Hai..
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya...
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai.... "
4.
" Kash koi “EXAM RESULT” ka insurance kara deta.
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete..
Pass hote toh thik hai...
Varna insurance claim karva lete :p…. "
5.
" Students ke Dard ko University Kya Jane.
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane..
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main...
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane…. "

Wife Sms free

1.
" Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey.
Husband: Nahi..
Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge? ...
Husband: Mushkil Hai....
Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge?.....
Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nahi Hoon...... "
2.
" Husband:Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi.
Wah ! kya larki thi ?..
Wife:Akeli aayi hogi?...
Husband:Wao tumhe kaise pata?....
Wife:Uska husband mere khawab me aaya tha :P..... "
3.
" Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian q de rahey the?.
Husband: tumhen galat fehmi huyi hai..
Wife: kaisi galat fehmi???...
Husband: yehi k main neend main tha....:D "

Valentine sms free

1.
" Kitna bhi chaho, na bhol paoge.
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik paoge..
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do...
Yaadein meri, magar….
Kya sapno se juda kar paoge humein.....
Happy Valentine Day!...... "
2.
" Kaun rakhta hai yaad naamo ko.
Log chehere ko bhool jate hain..
Tum samunder ki baat karti ho...
Log aankhon mein doob jate hain..... "
3.
" LOVE meanz to see someone with closed eyez.
To miss some1 in crowd..
Two find some1 in every thought...
To live 4 some1, luv some1....
but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!..... "

Tears sms free

1.
" Chal pade the duniya k mele dekhne.
Khud uska hissa ban gaye..
Kisse ab ap kya sunaty hain huzoor...
Aap to khud kissa ban gaye….
2.
" Anjane main hum apna dil gawa baithe.
Is pyar main kaisa dhoka kar baithe..
Unse kya gila karen bhool hamari hi hai...
jo bina DIL walon se dil laga baithe.... "
3.
" Ankhon main rehne walon ko yad nahi karty.
Dil main rehne walon ki baat nahi karty..
Humari to roh main bas gaye ho aap...
Tabhi to aapse milne ki fariyad nahi karty.... "

Smile Sms Free

1.
" Mann me apke har baat rahegi.
Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi..
Chahe hum bhula de zamane ko...
Magar aapki ye pyari si hansi hamesha yaad rahegi.... "
2.
" Sab se ghul mil jane ki aadat hai hame.
Apni alag pehchan banane ki aadat hai hame..
Jitna koi gehra gum deta hai...
Utna hi meetha muskurane ki aadat hai hame.... "
3.
" Ek to aap sharmate buhat ho.
Agar bat kare koi to itrate buhat ho..
Dil chahta hai k aapko koi sms na karon...
Par suna hai sms padne k bad muskurate buhat ho.... "

Santa Banta sms free

1.
" Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai?..
Santa: Pooch mat yaar...
Jab tak sister na kaho, sunti hi nahi.... "
2.
" Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do.
Mere dost aa rahe hain..
Banta: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?...
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lenge …. "
3.
" Santa- Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai?.
Banta- jo Besan aur Pakode ka hai..
Santa- wo kaise...
Banta- kyonki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai.... :D :).... "
4.
" Boy - tumhare pen me ink nahi hai kya ???.
girl - andhay ho kya ?????..
girl - chal to raha hai gadhe...
boy - achcha to apna mobile number likh k dikhao :P.... "
5.
" Cat:hw old r u? Elpnt:5 yrs.
Cat: U luk big. Elpnt: i m a COMPLAN BOY..
cat: i m 20yrs Elpnt: But u luk small...
Cat: PONDS MIRACLE, BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE.... "
6.
" Teacher: Santa Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam Hai.
Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge..
Bnta: Koi Baat Nahi MAM...
Mera Bhai Khade Khade Exam De Dega :D :P.... "
7.
" 1 bar SANTA daru k nashe me taxi me baitha.
bola chalo airport chalo..
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho...
Admi : yelo 50rs dubara itna tej mat chalana.... "
8.
" 1baar Snta paise jama krne Bank gya.
Officr-Ye note fata h dusra do..
Snta-Me apne A/c me jama kr rha hu...
fata karu ya Naya Tuje kya matlab hai bey? :P.... "