Funny hindi sms

1.
" Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon.
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon..
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na...
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon :P .... "
2.
"Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de.
hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de..
hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse...
ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse joor de :P .... "
3.
" Boy : Xcuse Me.
Girl: Jee Kahiye..
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se...
Apko Happy Mother’s DAy lolzzzzzzz, :P.... "