1.
" Hanji kuch doondh rahe ho ?
Kya chahiye..hmm shayad SMS na ..
Wo q chahiye...AAP bhejte ho kya ??
To yaha mere pas kya factory lagi hai... :P "
2.
" Jab se maine mobile me hanuman chalisa ka
Ringtone download karke lagaya hai.
Tabse aapke call aana band ho gaye hai..
Sach hi hai ki BHOOT PISACH NIKAT NAHI AAVE...
MAHAVIR JAB NAM SUNAVE....:D "
3.
" IN ENGLISH CLASS.
STUDENT - Me sleep with DAD last night.
MADAM - NO, It,s wrong.
IT,S CORRECT - I slept with DAD last night.
STUDENT - AAP mere SO jane ke bad AAYIN hongi...:) "
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