Santa Banta sms free

1.
" Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai?..
Santa: Pooch mat yaar...
Jab tak sister na kaho, sunti hi nahi.... "
2.
" Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do.
Mere dost aa rahe hain..
Banta: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?...
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lenge …. "
3.
" Santa- Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai?.
Banta- jo Besan aur Pakode ka hai..
Santa- wo kaise...
Banta- kyonki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai.... :D :).... "
4.
" Boy - tumhare pen me ink nahi hai kya ???.
girl - andhay ho kya ?????..
girl - chal to raha hai gadhe...
boy - achcha to apna mobile number likh k dikhao :P.... "
5.
" Cat:hw old r u? Elpnt:5 yrs.
Cat: U luk big. Elpnt: i m a COMPLAN BOY..
cat: i m 20yrs Elpnt: But u luk small...
Cat: PONDS MIRACLE, BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE.... "
6.
" Teacher: Santa Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam Hai.
Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge..
Bnta: Koi Baat Nahi MAM...
Mera Bhai Khade Khade Exam De Dega :D :P.... "
7.
" 1 bar SANTA daru k nashe me taxi me baitha.
bola chalo airport chalo..
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho...
Admi : yelo 50rs dubara itna tej mat chalana.... "
8.
" 1baar Snta paise jama krne Bank gya.
Officr-Ye note fata h dusra do..
Snta-Me apne A/c me jama kr rha hu...
fata karu ya Naya Tuje kya matlab hai bey? :P.... "