Husband Wife funny sms free

1.
" Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die..
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi....
Bardasht nahin ker sakta..... "
2.
" Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai..
police station me complain dijiyee....
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare....
kuch samajh nahin aa raha.....
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... "
3.
" Biwi(Ghusse Main): - Tumhare Dimagh Main
To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se): - To Phr Itni Der Se Kha Q Rahi Ho :p…. "