Santa Banta msg

1.
" Santa-Mohabbat ho Jati he Ya karni Padti he.
Banta-Ladki Sundar ho or Honda Activa Pe ho to ho jati he.
Baddsurat ho or Honda City Pe ho to karni padti hai :P... "
2.
" Banta-Aisa janvar ka naam batao.
jo bilkul kutte jaisa dikhata hai..
lekin sirf 3 pero parchalta hai?socho...
Santa- simple langada kutta :P ;).... "
3.
"Banta: When I get mad at u.
u never fight back..
How do u control ur anger?...
Santa: I clean the toilet....
Banta: How does that help?.....
Santa: I use ur toothbrush...... "