Funny sms free

1:
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye.
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye..
Taj na banaiye costly padega...
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

2:
Tere gum mein tadap ke mar jayenge.
Mar gaye toh tera naam le jayenge..
Rub ko rishwat deke tujhe bhi bulayenge...
Jab tum uper aaoge tohsaath beth ke SAMOSE khayenge.
3:
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas.
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
4:
Jinn: Hukam aaka?
Vic: Ghar se dunai tak road banani hai.
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye..
Vic: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do...
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule....
5:
Ek ladka ladki ek dusre ko bahut peyar karte the.
Lekin vo ek dusre ko keh nahi pate the..
Ladki ki CD SHOP thi Or ladka music nahi sunta tha ...
Par fir bhi vo ladki ko dekhne ke liye ek C.D roj kharidta....
Ek din vo ladka mar gaya, ladki ko bahut dukh hua.....
vo ladki us ladke ke garh uske room me gai......
vo sari C.Ds band seel padi thi. Ladki bahut roi.......
Why? guess all
Q ki vo her C.D. disc me; mein ek love lettar dalti thi........
6:
pyar to humne bhi kiya tha unse.
par kuch khas na ho saka..
2 taj mahal to hame bhi banwana tha unki yad me...
par hamara loan pass na ho saka....
7:
Vic:
Yaar 1 Ladki muje hans ke dekh rahi hai
Frnd:
Abe Dhyan se dekh,Hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai
8:
Baap:Nalayak, dekh mishra ki beti ko , uske result 95 %t aaye hai.
Beta:Aur kitna dekhun Papa?
Usey dekh-dekh kar hi toh main fail hua hoon......:D
9:
In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now Why R U Stil Sitting?
Vic:
Oye…Yaar.. I Am Waiting For Highlights!.......:D
10:
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain.
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain..
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen...
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain....
11:
EK LADKI ne aadhi raat ko,LADKEY ko sms kiya k
Ghar aajao ghar pe koi nahi hai,MAZA aayga,LARKA chala gaya
Waqai ghar pe koi nahi tha.
TALA LAGA THA.....:D
12:
Husband: Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?
Wife didnt answer.
..Husband again asks: No answer.
Then he asks again,
Wife: nahi kaha na,Plzz ab bhonkna band karo
13:
college me lecture chal raha tha...
1 ladka achanak uthkar class k bahar chala gaya...
lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya???
ladke ka dost: sir usko nind me chalne ki aadat hai...!!!..:P
14:
1Truck Dusre Truck Ko Rassi Bandhkr Le Ja Raha Tha.
Ye Dekh k Sardar ROAD PAR GIR GIR K Hasne Laga..
EK Rassi Le Jane K Lye Do Do Truck? :D......:p