Funny jokes free

1.
" Garmi bahut hai.
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Fresh FROOTY ka packet bhej raha hoon..
JUST FOR U......... KHALI HAI...
Phoonk mar kar PATAKA baja lena. :P, :D.... "
2.
" Wo bhi kya DIN hua karte the.
Jab log DIWANO ki tarah AAPKO KISS kiya karte the..
Par thi aapki us SAMAY kismat KHARAB ...
AAP us samay sirf EK sall ke hua karte the. :P .... "
3.
" Kisi ka hath thamkar chodna nahi.
Wada kisi se krkar todna nahi..
Koi agar TOD de tumhara DIL''''''...
TO usko bina 4 LAAT mare chodna nahi..:P :D.... "